God, get a room already!
Will you pay for video?
I have a feeling you are two chicks, right?
I have a feeling you didn't read the diary...that would give you a clue as to my sex. I'm feeling like I should troll rate you but I'm new so I'm trying to be kind :)
I read the diary. It was the dueling comments that lead me to guess your gender.
I should troll rate you for soliciting me for pornography. But, I'll let it go...just because I'm such a nice guy.
Also, I'm a great big homosexual who couldn't possibly be interested in your girl-on-girl action.
Have fun!
Ah, yes...see your snark meter was broken and my gaydar was broken. Sucks to be us.
I shouldn't have played with it...oh well.
Yeah, its always a bad idea before a hot date.
Well hell, now I feel better. He doesn't want porn he just wants to be sorta rude and yet rec. He's one of them angry Democrats.
YAY
wanna make out? kidding, I'm kidding
How was I rude?
sorta rude is entirely different than rude
FIGGY/SRICKI 08
Does that mean I'm VP, or does that just make me the bottom? ;)
Oh sweetie, we'll Jello wrestle for the top billing. HELLO
Now, that could make you girls a LOT of money. I see an HBO special. You know, instead of debates. Those are sooo tired. This, not so much.
OK, speaking as a hetero guy myself, I was annoyed by the heterosexual girl-on-girl comment above, but you're not making it easy to stay annoyed.
Uh, I really don't know what to say.
Girls?!?!?!
Did someone say money?
YAY money YAY
I'm pretty sure I can turn my 2-pack into an 8-pack, for realz...and then, and then whathisface and I will get married and exploit Sricki and then and then...I'll finally get my pony. YAY.
Wow. Man. That sounds like a plan!
Oh quandriple YAY
Hey hubby, do boobs count as two of the 6 pack?
i think that question was meant for someone else.
i just read the word 'pony' and the only word that registered was 'plan'.
Boobs.... Not my department.
Yes, you three should start a joint blog consisting of nothing but this. It'd be like a combination between Will & Grace, the Marx Brothers and the McLaughlin Group.
WRONG!
John McCain IS A SATANIST!!!
like that?
Yes, except with a leopard thong. I think that's what Eleanor Clift wears.
Heh
Shows what you know, I wear Eleanor's thong on my head every Sunday morning as I watch. She knows...I know...and now...YOU know...my shame is deep but my kinkmeter just rang the bell!!
WOOHOO
someone hide this comment YAY
Please tell me we won't use that awful Jello that has the nasty fruit mixed into it?
Blech, no fruit (no offense hubby to be)
I think...strawberry or raspberry. If it's raspberry then I have a home field advantabe...muhahahahahahahaha
OK, I have no idea what I meant by that...can someone call me a cab...or hold my hair?
Just puke in the cab, its only another fifty bucks.
Won't be in much of a position to hold your hair, since I'll probably be holding mine. Speaking of which, I'd better go to bed before I pass out involuntarily!
Oh dear, then I'll cyber hold your hair while I drive the cyber cab and cyber vomit onto my own cyber feet and then return the cyber cab...I'll be wearing cyber crocs so I can cyber sponge them later.
Anyone who wants to discuss Jello wrestling and lesbians should make a regular comment, this is now too skinny and I can't fit. LMAO
My mom always makes this nasty jello/fruit/celery/mayo(I'm not kidding.. freakin mayonaise) concoction for Thanksgiving. Has anyone else been subjected to strange jello family recipes? It sucks.
No but my Grandmere made her own mayonnaise which was yummy. She also drank a great deal so every turkey, when poked with a knife, exploded in a puff of smoke...sadly the turkey came out at 10 when it should have come out at 8. sigh.
Homemade mayonnaise? It doesn't matter if she was toasting turkeys left and right, if you make your own mayo you've got a free pass.
Not that I'm a fan of mayonnaise, but I pay respect when it's due.
She was dazzling with the sauces...it was the main dishes that suffered. I loved her though, she was drink sodden yet awesome. She and her mayonnaise are missed!
I don't think America is ready for that.
Americans from all corners of the country won't be able to work, function, care for their families. They'll be constantly worried about the carpet.
The carpet!
This carpet is clean ~ Zelda the little person who's last name I can't remember from poltergeist
A prayer...dear jeebus let me learn to use the google to find pictures of Zelda the little person that I might embed them. Amen
A great big Chris Matthews HA! to you sir.
Ok. Are you trying to turn me on?
but you guys are cracking me up.
Your wine and my bourbon are blending to make a heady cocktail of hilarity.
Have you met my new gay boyfriend whathisname, he's FABULOUS!
DUH!
Charlie Crist is gettin' hitched, I thought you might be "exploring" your options.
I'm starting to feel bad for the guy. This is the fifth time he's been engaged! It's so sad. Why he feels like he needs to take the Michael Jackson/Tom Cruise approach to proving his heterosexuality is beyond me.
You DID hear the stuff about the rumored "Sex"/makeout tape, right? Apparently, Roger Stone is shopping it around.
Once again, the Michael Jackson approach. Remember "You Are Not Alone"? Remember how weird that made all of us feel?
I cannot begin to tell you how bummed I am that our power was out all night.
Will you come out to play more often?
;)
Great diary!!! Even better commentary! (ok, maybe not 'better'....but sure is damn funny!)
/me walks away mumbling about stupid electrical storms......
I will pay for the video. But I think Sriki is too busy writing highly acclaimed diaries. Always nice to hear a different perspective and yours is easy for me to agree with. Thank you
Thanks!
I think the first hundred commenters get the pay per view for free...but thank you for offering. Hey, give your $39.95 to Obama :)
Man did this Diary ever take a turn. Ha ha
It was a fun turn though, no pain in here!
